No small talk No service No compromises Printed in Germany
LET'S STAY STRANGERS.
SHOW WHAT YOU THINK - WITHOUT SPEAKING - PERFECTLY PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE.

LET'S STAY STRANGERS.

Motifs printed on T-shirts and hoodies. Nothing else. If you need small talk, there is a whole internet for that.

No small talk, no service, no compromises.

No small talk No service No compromises Printed in Germany
BOTHER YOUR THERAPIST - NOT US.

expensive taste. CHEAP TALK.

Passive-aggressive streetwear for those who survive the night. We translate the arrogant codes of the club door and the DJ booth into minimalist statements.
No small talk, no service, no compromises.

The manifest

We translate arrogance into fabric.

Passive-aggressive streetwear for those who survive the night. We translate the arrogant codes of the club door and the DJ booth into minimalist statements.

  1. 01
    No small talk

    We print. That is the whole value proposition.

  2. 02
    No service

    Self-service is not a compromise, it is a design decision.

  3. 03
    No compromises

    Motifs are released once. Then they are gone.

We translate arrogance into fabric.
Printed when you order

In Germany. No warehouse full of unsold shirts.

Ships in 1-3 days

Then it is on its way. Not before.

14 days to reconsider

Unworn. We understand.

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Checkout without an account. You are welcome.

Short answers

Questions we actually answer.

Briefly. Read it. Or ask your momma.

Why only hoodies and shirts?

Because a motif needs a surface, not a product range. Four garments, printed properly.

How long until it arrives?

We print it after you order it. 3-5 working days production, then shipping. Tracking lands in your inbox.

Do motifs come back?

Some do. Most do not. That is the point of a motif.

Which sizes do you carry?

S through 5XL depending on the cut. The size chart is on every product page. Measure, do not guess.

Can I return it if the fit is wrong?

14 days, unworn. We will not make it awkward.

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