YOU'RE NOT ON THE KITCHEN LIST. - Basic Unisex Hoodie
Specs
Embrace the Unreachable. Step into the world where silence speaks louder than words. With the "YOU'RE NOT ON THE KITCHEN LIST." hoodie, you're not just wearing a sweatshirt; you're wearing a statement. It's for those who master the art of being elusive, challenging the norms of club culture with unapologetic arrogance.
Design Elements
The hoodie showcases minimalist and brutalist motifs, with a stark message that breaks the ice without uttering a word. Its bold typography mirrors digital error messages, enhancing its high-end streetwear appeal.
Color and Style
Featuring a monochrome palette, the hoodie evokes a sense of cold elegance. The black and white contrast creates a visual impact that speaks of exclusivity and sophistication.
Comfort Meets Rebellion
- Material: 80% Baumwolle, 20% Polyester
- Grammatur: 280 g/m²
- Normale Passform with double stitching for durability
- Innen angeraut for a cozy feel
- Kapuzenkordel in identischer Farbe for a sleek look
Be Unavailable
This hoodie isn't just about style; it's about creating barriers. Wear it to end conversations before they start, and embrace the comfort of being unreachable.
Join the Movement
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Fit / Size guide
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 50 | 69 |
| M | 53 | 71 |
| L | 56 | 73 |
| XL | 59 | 75 |
| XXL | 62 | 77 |
| 3XL | 65 | 79 |
Measurements are flat, +/- 2 cm tolerance. Measure a shirt you own.
In Germany. Ships in 3-5 working days.
Unworn, unwashed, unimpressed.
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