Hoodie

YOU'RE NOT ON THE KITCHEN LIST. - Basic Unisex Hoodie

€40,00
Farbe Deep Black
Größe S
€40,00

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Printed to order in Germany. Ships in 3–5 working days.
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Embrace the Unreachable. Step into the world where silence speaks louder than words. With the "YOU'RE NOT ON THE KITCHEN LIST." hoodie, you're not just wearing a sweatshirt; you're wearing a statement. It's for those who master the art of being elusive, challenging the norms of club culture with unapologetic arrogance.


Design Elements

The hoodie showcases minimalist and brutalist motifs, with a stark message that breaks the ice without uttering a word. Its bold typography mirrors digital error messages, enhancing its high-end streetwear appeal.


Color and Style

Featuring a monochrome palette, the hoodie evokes a sense of cold elegance. The black and white contrast creates a visual impact that speaks of exclusivity and sophistication.


Comfort Meets Rebellion

  • Material: 80% Baumwolle, 20% Polyester
  • Grammatur: 280 g/m²
  • Normale Passform with double stitching for durability
  • Innen angeraut for a cozy feel
  • Kapuzenkordel in identischer Farbe for a sleek look

Be Unavailable

This hoodie isn't just about style; it's about creating barriers. Wear it to end conversations before they start, and embrace the comfort of being unreachable.


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Fit / Size guide
Size guide
Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S5069
M5371
L5673
XL5975
XXL6277
3XL6579

Measurements are flat, +/- 2 cm tolerance. Measure a shirt you own.

  • Basic Unisex Hoodie
  • brutalist
  • garment-hoodie
  • minimalist
  • monochrome
  • streetwear
  • typography
Printed to order

In Germany. Ships in 3-5 working days.

14 days returns

Unworn, unwashed, unimpressed.

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