Hoodie

NO, I DON'T HAVE A CHARGER. - Basic Unisex Hoodie

€40,00
Farbe Deep Black
Größe S
€40,00

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Printed to order in Germany. Ships in 3–5 working days.
Specs

Step into the unapologetic world of SOCIAL IRONY with our "NO, I DON'T HAVE A CHARGER." unisex hoodie. This isn't just clothing; it's a statement. Crafted for the nightlife elite, this hoodie embodies minimalist and brutalist design, challenging the norms of constant availability.


Design & Color

The stark contrast of black and white echoes the industrial aesthetic, while the bold typography communicates defiance. It's a visual declaration of independence from social expectations.


Material & Comfort

  • Material: 80% Baumwolle, 20% Polyester
  • Grammatur: 280 g/m²
  • Innen angeraut for ultimate comfort
  • Double-layered hood for added warmth

Functionality

Featuring a kangaroo pocket and ribbed cuffs, this hoodie is designed for both style and practicality, making it perfect for those who have mastered the art of being unreachable.


Join the Movement

Embrace the SOCIAL IRONY ethos. Wear it, live it, and redefine the boundaries of personal space. Order now and make your statement.



Size chart
Fit / Size guide
Size guide
Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S5069
M5371
L5673
XL5975
XXL6277
3XL6579

Measurements are flat, +/- 2 cm tolerance. Measure a shirt you own.

  • Basic Unisex Hoodie
  • brutalist
  • elite
  • garment-hoodie
  • minimalist
  • statement
  • streetwear
Printed to order

In Germany. Ships in 3-5 working days.

14 days returns

Unworn, unwashed, unimpressed.

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