NO, I DON'T HAVE A CHARGER. - Basic Unisex Hoodie
Specs
Step into the unapologetic world of SOCIAL IRONY with our "NO, I DON'T HAVE A CHARGER." unisex hoodie. This isn't just clothing; it's a statement. Crafted for the nightlife elite, this hoodie embodies minimalist and brutalist design, challenging the norms of constant availability.
Design & Color
The stark contrast of black and white echoes the industrial aesthetic, while the bold typography communicates defiance. It's a visual declaration of independence from social expectations.
Material & Comfort
- Material: 80% Baumwolle, 20% Polyester
- Grammatur: 280 g/m²
- Innen angeraut for ultimate comfort
- Double-layered hood for added warmth
Functionality
Featuring a kangaroo pocket and ribbed cuffs, this hoodie is designed for both style and practicality, making it perfect for those who have mastered the art of being unreachable.
Join the Movement
Embrace the SOCIAL IRONY ethos. Wear it, live it, and redefine the boundaries of personal space. Order now and make your statement.
Fit / Size guide
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 50 | 69 |
| M | 53 | 71 |
| L | 56 | 73 |
| XL | 59 | 75 |
| XXL | 62 | 77 |
| 3XL | 65 | 79 |
Measurements are flat, +/- 2 cm tolerance. Measure a shirt you own.
In Germany. Ships in 3-5 working days.
Unworn, unwashed, unimpressed.
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