I'M THE REASON SHE IS GHOSTING YOU - Basic Unisex Hoodie

SOCIAL IRONY is passive-aggressive streetwear for those who survive the night from behind the decks. We translate the arrogant codes of the club door and the heavy silence of the DJ booth into minimalist statements that speak for themselves. In a high-pressure environment that constantly demands your energy, your attention, and your hardware, we provide the ultimate social shield. This is the uniform for the unreachable—designed for a low-patience world where "no small talk, no service, and no compromises" are the only rules that matter.

• Material: 80% cotton, 20% polyester
• Grammage: 280 g/m²
• Cut: normal fit
• Double-stitched finish
• Roughened inside
• Hood cord in identical color
• Double layered hood
• Kangaroo pocket on the front
• Knit cuffs on sleeves and hem

Size guide

Size	Width (cm)	Length (cm)
S	50	69
M	53	71
L	56	73
XL	59	75
XXL	62	77
3XL	65	79

Measurements are flat, +/- 2 cm tolerance. Measure a shirt you own.