ZERO SMALL TALK POLICY - Organic Heavy T-Shirt
Specs
Make a Statement Without Saying a Word
Step into the night with confidence and purpose with the ZERO SMALL TALK POLICY Organic Heavy T-Shirt by SOCIAL IRONY. This is not just a t-shirt; it's your uniform for the unapologetically bold.
Design Excellence
The minimalist design features bold white typography on a stark black canvas, embodying the brutalist ethos of SOCIAL IRONY. The message is clear: no small talk, just presence.
Color Impact
Black and white create a striking contrast, symbolizing clarity and strength, while evoking the mystery of nightlife elite.
Crafted for Comfort
- Made from 100% organic cotton for supreme comfort
- OEKO-Tex Standard 100, FairWear Foundation certified
- Loose fit for a relaxed, confident look
Join the Movement
Limited edition, not available in stores. Order now before it's too late. 100% printed in Germany.
How to Order:
- Choose product, color, and size
- Click "Add to Cart"
- Enter address and payment details
- Done, you've got it!
Fit / Size guide
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 50 | 69 |
| M | 53 | 71 |
| L | 56 | 73 |
| XL | 59 | 75 |
| XXL | 62 | 77 |
| 3XL | 65 | 79 |
Measurements are flat, +/- 2 cm tolerance. Measure a shirt you own.
In Germany. Ships in 3-5 working days.
Unworn, unwashed, unimpressed.
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