Hoodie

ZERO SMALL TALK POLICY - Basic Unisex Hoodie

€40,00
Farbe Deep Black
Größe S
€40,00

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Unleash Your Inner Rebel with Our Zero Small Talk Policy Hoodie


Step into the night with confidence and make a bold statement with the 'ZERO SMALL TALK POLICY' hoodie by SOCIAL IRONY. Designed for those who refuse to blend in, this hoodie transforms the silent codes of club culture into high-end streetwear. Its minimalist, brutalist aesthetic is unapologetically arrogant, embodying a philosophy that speaks louder than words.


Design and Style

The hoodie boasts a stark, minimalist design, with bold typography that demands attention. Its black and white color scheme creates a powerful contrast, symbolizing clarity and decisiveness. The message is clear: no favors, no small talk, just pure confidence.


Premium Comfort

  • Material: 80% cotton, 20% polyester
  • Grammage: 280 g/m²
  • Normal fit with double stitching for durability
  • Brushed interior for warmth and comfort
  • Matching drawstring and double-layered hood for style

Limited Edition

This exclusive piece is not available in stores. Printed in Germany, it’s a testament to quality and exclusivity. Order now, before it's too late!


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  2. Click 'Add to Cart'
  3. Enter your address and payment details
  4. Complete your purchase

Embrace the night. Make your statement.



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Fit / Size guide
Size guide
Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S5069
M5371
L5673
XL5975
XXL6277
3XL6579

Measurements are flat, +/- 2 cm tolerance. Measure a shirt you own.

  • Basic Unisex Hoodie
  • bold
  • brutalist
  • garment-hoodie
  • minimalist
  • nightlife
  • streetwear
Printed to order

In Germany. Ships in 3-5 working days.

14 days returns

Unworn, unwashed, unimpressed.

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