Hoodie

PLEASE DON'T TAG ME. I'M ON SICK LEAVE. - Basic Unisex Hoodie

€40,00
Farbe Deep Black
Größe S
€40,00

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Step into the night with a hoodie that commands attention and respect. The "PLEASE DON'T TAG ME. I'M ON SICK LEAVE." hoodie from SOCIAL IRONY is your ultimate social shield, transforming club culture codes into a statement of defiance. Minimalist yet bold, this hoodie speaks volumes without saying a word.


Design and Style

The stark black and white text embodies a passive-aggressive tone, perfect for the nightlife elite. Its brutalist design and unapologetic message are enhanced by the clean typography, making it a standout piece.


Emotional Impact

Designed for those who thrive in high-pressure environments, this hoodie offers an emotional release. It's more than clothing; it's a lifestyle symbol for those who choose silence over small talk.


  • Material: 80% Baumwolle, 20% Polyester
  • Grammatur: 280 g/m²
  • Schnitt: Normale Passform
  • Doppelnahtverarbeitung für extra Haltbarkeit
  • Innen angeraut für Komfort

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Fit / Size guide
Size guide
Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S5069
M5371
L5673
XL5975
XXL6277
3XL6579

Measurements are flat, +/- 2 cm tolerance. Measure a shirt you own.

  • Basic Unisex Hoodie
  • brutalist
  • defiance
  • garment-hoodie
  • minimalist
  • nightlife
  • streetwear
Printed to order

In Germany. Ships in 3-5 working days.

14 days returns

Unworn, unwashed, unimpressed.

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