Hoodie

NOT IMPRESSED - Basic Unisex Hoodie

€40,00
Farbe Deep Black
Größe S
€40,00

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Defy Expectations with Every Step


Introducing the "NOT IMPRESSED" Basic Unisex Hoodie by SOCIAL IRONY, where minimalist design meets bold statement. This limited edition piece is a uniform for the nightlife elite, crafted to turn heads and silence small talk.


Design & Color


The hoodie features a stark black canvas with striking white typography that declares "NOT IMPRESSED." Its minimalist brutalist design captures the essence of unapologetic confidence.


Comfort & Quality


  • Material: 80% cotton, 20% polyester
  • Grammage: 280 g/m²
  • Double-stitched for durability
  • Soft brushed interior for comfort
  • Matching drawstring hood

Make Your Statement


Embrace the passive-aggressive codes of club culture. This hoodie is not just clothing; it's a declaration. Available for a limited time, 100% printed in Germany. Don't miss your chance to own a piece of SOCIAL IRONY's exclusive collection.


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Fit / Size guide
Size guide
Size Width (cm) Length (cm)
S5069
M5371
L5673
XL5975
XXL6277
3XL6579

Measurements are flat, +/- 2 cm tolerance. Measure a shirt you own.

  • Basic Unisex Hoodie
  • bold
  • exclusive
  • garment-hoodie
  • minimalist
  • nightlife
  • streetwear
Printed to order

In Germany. Ships in 3-5 working days.

14 days returns

Unworn, unwashed, unimpressed.

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