A BLOWJOB IS NOT A REAL JOB - Basic Unisex Hoodie
Step into the Nightlife EliteExperience the bold statement that SOCIA...
Unleash Your Inner Elite: Dive into the unapologetic realm of SOCIAL IRONY with our "I KNOW THE FRIEND OF THE COUSIN OF THE OWNER" Organic Basic Hoodie. Designed for those who navigate nightlife with a commanding presence, this piece embodies the silent strength and minimalist arrogance of club culture.
Why Choose This Hoodie?
Crafted to be your social shield, its minimalist design speaks volumes without uttering a word. The bold message, "I KNOW THE FRIEND OF THE COUSIN OF THE OWNER," is a nod to those in the know, capturing the essence of exclusivity and confidence.
Transform your wardrobe with a piece that resonates with your lifestyle. Embrace the SOCIAL IRONY ethos—where no small talk, no service, and no compromises define your world.
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 50 | 69 |
| M | 53 | 71 |
| L | 56 | 73 |
| XL | 59 | 75 |
| XXL | 62 | 77 |
| 3XL | 65 | 79 |
Measurements are flat, +/- 2 cm tolerance. Measure a shirt you own.
In Germany. Ships in 3-5 working days.
Unworn, unwashed, unimpressed.
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Nothing to declare.
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